Anatomicals
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| Vitamins and Supplements Anatomicals Do you never have to lift a finger to do anything? have your hands never been in a washing up bowl? do you never shake hands with anyone unless you’re wearing white gloves? in short,are you HRH the queen of England? If you are, we’d just like to remind you that the corgi’s need a walk and to say that you have no need for this ultra soothing cream. if, however, your blood’s more red than blue, buy tubes of the stuff. after all, look at all those dirty plates in the sink. Supplier: Garden Pharmacy |
| Vitamins and Supplements Anatomicals When you've had 1 over the 8, 2 over the 16, or in your case, 4 over the 32, you need the 'bender mender'. it has been Invented by a widely regarded russian doctor, already known in her homeland for perfecting a similar formula for the russian navy. a group renowned for sinking a lot more than a few ships. the active ingredients will soon stop your head pounding, end your nausea and settle your stomach. clear headed you can then think 'never again'. well, if not until tomorrow, at least until lunch. Supplier: Garden Pharmacy |
| Vitamins and Supplements Anatomicals ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. The recommended 8 hours' sleep a night is a hell of a lot of time to be spent snoring. so when you've got something more interesting to do or, indeed, boring (like working through the night) you'll be glad of our 'Snoozers are Losers' caffeine packed energy patches. just one on your arm and you're back in the land of the living quicker than a freshly thawed out Walt Disney. Supplier: Garden Pharmacy |
| Vitamins and Supplements Anatomicals After fighting tired looking peepers in…wherever eye bag slayers go to vanquish the nightmare of baggy eyes (California’s always popular),‘Puffy’, the finest of all the eye bag slayers is now back with a capital B on British soil and onto the anatomicals web site. (truth is, we were looking for a more efficient production source, but that doesn’t sound quite so adventurous). when you haven’t had enough sleep, you can now open the fridge to find more than a carton of eggs, a green pepper and something that looks like it might once have been cheese, left to chill for 30 minutes, this gel mask will leave your eyes cool, refreshed and, yes, less puffy. definitely more vamp than vampire. Supplier: Garden Pharmacy |
| Vitamins and Supplements Anatomicals After certain highly visible celebrities (naming no names) not everyone now wants their lips inflated like a hot air balloon. but everyone wants their lips to be smooth, moisturised and kissable. which is why you'll be mad for 'stop cracking up' our new balm. with a host of ingredients including beeswax, olive oil and zingiber to keep dryness and soreness at bay, it will soon be any excuse to pucker up. Pity poor babies when politicians get hold of a tube. and just imagine the fashion shows? why darling, they'll be more kissing than bitching. Supplier: Garden Pharmacy |
| Vitamins and Supplements Anatomicals If you've ever been standing by the luggage carousel when a charter flight's just come in, you 'll have seen plenty of unattractive bags. but none more unsightly than those caused by too many late nights spent partying. because there's only so long you can hide behind dark glasses for, we've introduced ' no old bags allowed'. this refreshing gel with arnica and orange flower water will soon help diminish those trunks under your eyes. once again leaving you with an appearance that belies the date on your birth certificate. Supplier: Garden Pharmacy |
| Vitamins and Supplements Anatomicals Ladies and gentlemen, Bryan Sylvester and his world- renowned orchestra invites you to take your partners for the Tonsil Tango. that's it, twirl your tongues around each others mouths. never mind the dance floor, oh my god! you're the Fred and Ginger of the bedroom floor. all thanks, of course, to this breath spray, which helps leave your mouth fresher than Bryan gets with the female violinist. now for the Horizontal Hooplah ( aka the…oh, you'll have to visit a more adult site to find out). Supplier: Garden Pharmacy |
| Vitamins and Supplements Anatomicals Run! go on run and don’t you stop running. run for your life, run to and from work, run marathons, run half marathons, run up hills, run through forest and while you are running, make sure you wear trainers. that way, come the end of the day, you will have just about the smelliest feet in the neighborhood and be forced to keep buying this refreshing foot cream to stop the dog fainting every time you remove your socks or tights. into the bargain, you’ll also help to make us nice and wealthy, so that we can afford to go everywhere by chauffer driven limousine. after all, the last thing we want to do is have to run for any horrid form of public transport. Supplier: Garden Pharmacy |
| Vitamins and Supplements Anatomicals 'We could have called our new, all natural mint, lavender and mallow shampoo something like 'sleek and shiny'. it would have done exactly what it said on the bottle, but boy! it would have been boring and frankly it wouldn't have entertained the cleaner very much as she pretended to clean your bath, or romped in it with her new lover, while you were toiling at work all day to pay her £10 an hour. so 'giving good head' it is- a memorable shampoo with a memorable name. now fall to your knees, unzip (your mouth, your mouth) and give praise that there's someone out there who's making your daily ablutions quite as much fun as we are. Supplier: Garden Pharmacy |
| Vitamins and Supplements Anatomicals 'No more will you find yourself saying 'get your filthy hands off me'. more like it, will be 'get your spotlessly clean hands off me'. because at anatomicals, the brand that only wants you for your body, we have now turned our attention to those things on the end of your arms (not hooks, unless you got a bit too close to the piranhas at feeding time) and come up with this most English of liquid soaps. dirty digits, 69 excluded, have met their match. Supplier: Garden Pharmacy |
| Vitamins and Supplements Anatomicals Unhappily wed to your shampoo? perhaps its time to split (not of the ends variety) to start a relationship with this ultra mint shampoo. It will have your luscious locks bouncing up and down like a pair of 42DD's. Supplier: Garden Pharmacy |
| Vitamins and Supplements Anatomicals Forget bars, clubs, and street corners (hookers and hustlers aside)...there is only one place to get picked up: communal; showers (or your own bathroom), This shower gel will jolt you back to life at any time of day. Supplier: Garden Pharmacy |
| Vitamins and Supplements Anatomicals 'In tests, 8 out of 10 mermaids said they preferred wallowing in our seaweed bath gel than they did the actual sea. So next time your browsing our products, don't feel surprised if you fee a fish tail brush up against your leg' Supplier: Garden Pharmacy |
| Vitamins and Supplements Anatomicals When you've finally gotten out of bed, here's a shower gel that definitely won't have you wanting to get back into it. In fact, this particular cosmic cleanser will be more shocking than opening your bank statement in the morning. ( 'Jeez, who the hell spends that much buying someone dinner with no guarantee of sex afterwards?') the menthol and host of other refreshing ingredients will help you to start your day bright and breezy. even if you end it fed up and exhausted. Supplier: Garden Pharmacy |
| Vitamins and Supplements Anatomicals The 7 deadly skins: 1: Rough 2: Dry 3: Flaky 4: Dull 5: Spotty 6: Sluggish 7: Scaly Use this incredible body scrub, otherwise you and your epidermis are destined for hell! Supplier: Garden Pharmacy |
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